Unreasonably available
Todd
Most confident. Least correct.
Best for: apps & everyday products
todd@simlit.app
“Replies within 3 minutes. Usually to the wrong person.”
The Office at SIMLIT · Brand cameos
Hire the cast of The Office at SIMLIT.
They’re not great at their jobs. They’re great on camera.
Todd has already prepared three ideas. None were requested.
Choose your star.
One cast member leads your 15–25s video. Their coworkers may interfere.
31 years here
Gary
Has seen things.
Best for: coffee, office & “simple” products
gary@simlit.app
“Reads every email. Sighs at every email.”
Management
Vivian
The boss. Walks like a runway.
Best for: fashion & beauty
vivian@simlit.app
“Will reply when she’s done posing.”
Self-appointed Safety Officer
Ms. Regina
“Not on my watch, honey.”
Best for: makeup, nails, snacks & anything dramatic
regina@simlit.app
“Will reply, honey. After she finishes her nails.”
How it works.
You bring the product. We bring the professionally unprofessional cast.
Send the product.
Photos, a link, a menu. Anything our cast can read. (They’re working on it.)
Tell us where it’s going.
TikTok, Instagram, your website, your mom’s Facebook. We don’t judge.
Get your 15–25s video.
Other cast members may show up. They’re not paid extra. Please don’t tell them.
Gary: “I reviewed it. It’s fine. Mostly.”
Give them work.
Every package includes a 15–25s AI-made brand video. Monthly plans can be cancelled any time.
Cameo
$149
- 1 × 15–25s clip
- Choose your star at checkout
- One revision included
Starter
$299 / month
- 2 clips every month
- 1 bonus clip in month one
- Cancel any time
Series
$499 / month
- 4 clips every month
- 1 bonus clip in month one
- Cancel any time
Daily
$999 / month
- 12 clips every month
- 1 bonus clip in month one
- Cancel any time
Why 15–25s? Long enough for a story and a twist. Short enough that people actually watch to the end. (Todd wanted 3 minutes. We said no.)
One revision is included with every clip.
After payment, reply with your product photos or link and where you’ll post it.
Todd is standing by.
This is unusual. Normally he is sitting near a task and explaining why it is almost finished.
Hire the cast